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This Ad is Not Boring | AAHA | Privately Owned
Direct Jobs, Indiana, Pennsylvania, us, 15705
Have you noticed job ads are really boring?
Like, REALLY boring. I just read a few and wound up having to take a nap. This is what happens when corporate takes over and outsources copy to AI. Yeesh.
Let's try something different.
Are you a DVM who doesn't suck as a human, would like to work with other humans who don't suck, as part of a TEAM that doesn't suck?
Well buddy, do I have an opportunity for YOU!
Things you want to know:
New Albany/Jeffersonville Indiana,
just across the river from Louisville KY. City stuff, outdoor stuff, seasons, cool beans.
Four day week, no nights, no weekends, no call.
AAHA accredited
. Privately owned.
Great team culture and long-term staff. Four docs, several licensed techs, generally awesome people to get pooped on with.
Great medicine and cool toys. Only clinic in the area to offer full ultrasound and echocardiography in-house.
Straight salary, not commission.
You're a doctor, not a car salesman.
If you're not from this area, it's got it all, no cap as the kids say
Rotating pinball machine in breakroom (currently Star Wars)
Free/unsolicited/probably excessive regular quotes from Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Idiocracy, and maybe a smidge of Homestar Runner.
Oh, and there's
opportunity for buy-in/ownership
if you're into that.
Things You'll Want to Have:
Interest in Sx and Dentistry
(mentorship available, we like teaching)
A DVM degree
Ability to enjoy/tolerate eccentricity.
Bonus points for beating my high score at Frogger or knowing the lyrics to any Andrew Bird song.
Interested? Of course you are. Scope us at AccessVetCare.com, shoot us a resume, and thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.#J-18808-Ljbffr
Like, REALLY boring. I just read a few and wound up having to take a nap. This is what happens when corporate takes over and outsources copy to AI. Yeesh.
Let's try something different.
Are you a DVM who doesn't suck as a human, would like to work with other humans who don't suck, as part of a TEAM that doesn't suck?
Well buddy, do I have an opportunity for YOU!
Things you want to know:
New Albany/Jeffersonville Indiana,
just across the river from Louisville KY. City stuff, outdoor stuff, seasons, cool beans.
Four day week, no nights, no weekends, no call.
AAHA accredited
. Privately owned.
Great team culture and long-term staff. Four docs, several licensed techs, generally awesome people to get pooped on with.
Great medicine and cool toys. Only clinic in the area to offer full ultrasound and echocardiography in-house.
Straight salary, not commission.
You're a doctor, not a car salesman.
If you're not from this area, it's got it all, no cap as the kids say
Rotating pinball machine in breakroom (currently Star Wars)
Free/unsolicited/probably excessive regular quotes from Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Idiocracy, and maybe a smidge of Homestar Runner.
Oh, and there's
opportunity for buy-in/ownership
if you're into that.
Things You'll Want to Have:
Interest in Sx and Dentistry
(mentorship available, we like teaching)
A DVM degree
Ability to enjoy/tolerate eccentricity.
Bonus points for beating my high score at Frogger or knowing the lyrics to any Andrew Bird song.
Interested? Of course you are. Scope us at AccessVetCare.com, shoot us a resume, and thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.#J-18808-Ljbffr